THE ARLON SHOW

it was funny jacqui mentioned there were 13 of us sitting around on friday the 13th morning
i counted 3 times and got 12, someone was being sneaky
then i got it the 4th time

y do i stiLL feel drunk

that wasnt y i came on livejournal but i had to write it down before i forgot it
now i dont remember what i had to write

"yeh, sometimes i think people arent lazy, they're really patient. they diligently wait for the chance... something to happen..."

"what?"

"the beef... are we stiLL talkin bout the beef?"
-someone great

jason just pissed his pants

this is a moment of truth

he got to the words before i did



"In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone,
’neath the halo of a street lamp,
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of
A neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence."

Simon & Garfunkel, The Sound of Silence

u know who the best killer is...


time.

given time, nothing lasts.

nothing.

he doesnt need an alibi, he can commit the worst crimes, cause the worst pain, and get away with it... free to live on
he gets away because hes a concept created by men, an idol worshipped in every household.

but does he actually exist, is he actually there?

Time. Kills.

"u cant blame the time, its only in ur mind" - Jack Johnson, Sexy Plexy
thanks cathy

things ive done for random people:

spent a good hour helping this lady get her car out... she actually drove right on top of the snowbank with her hyundai... come on now
but it was cool, probably the coldest day but felt warm inside,
the conversation we had wasnt small talk, it was cool
and when she offered me 50$ there wasnt a doubt in me as i turned it down, and that was cool
im sucha gooooood kid


brought cool people and some families to the front of th eline at wonderland, with little effort i made their day, and somehow it made mine
im sucha goooooooooood kid











i shot the pope.

or am i

u cannot expect me to not do anything
iLL make up for the broken promise, but fuck, is this kid joking me?
if u ask me, ive ever only heard shittalk online from him
face to face? hes got NOTHING

fuck this makes my fucken day
i hope u know the bottle that says TAKE 1 DAILY is empty, and my patience runs FUCKEN LOW IF U KNOW WHAT I FUCKEN MEAN

wow he does not want to see me anytime soon

and faggot if ur reading this u know where i fucken live
u can only hide for so long, cuz i know where u fucken live too

bitch

"one day, people will realize how ridiculous our religions are"
ive said that many times, and u know what i heard today?

the pope condemned harry potter, cuz he stood for evil.
and also ACDC, because they were "Anti Christ, Death of Christ"

HA

1 for arlon
-1 for the church

Statler Brothers - Flowers On The Wall

"I've been hearin' you're concerned about my happiness
But all that thought you're givin' me is conscience I guess
If I were walkin' in your shoes I wouldn't worry none
While you and your friends're worryin' bout me I'm havin' lots of fun

Countin' flowers on the wall that don't bother me at all
Playin' solitare till dawn with a deck of fifty one
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo
Now down't tell me I've nothing to do

Last night I dressed in tails pretended I was on the town
As long as I can dream it's hard to slow this swinger down
So please don't give a thought to me I'm really doin' fine
You can always find me here and havin' quite a time
Countin' flowers on the wall...

It's good to see you I must go I know I look a fright
Anyway my eyes are not accustomed to this light
And my shoes are not accustomed to this hard concrete
So I must go back to my room and make my day complete
Countin' flowers on the wall...
Now down't tell me I've nothing to do"

i think thats always been my way of seeing things
i could say a hundred things to u and think the opposite the whole time
words could mean so much
but they could mean nothing

lie detectors?
fuck that shit
cuz if u genuinely believe its the truth, then its no longer a lie

and no one can take that from u


except me




"theres waves that can break all the words that we say
all the words that we mean
words can fall short
cant see the unseen" - jack johnson, no toher way

"i guess words are a motherfucker they can be great
or they can degrade or even worse
they can teach hate" - eminem, sing for the moment

"mental methods achieve much more than physics allow u to." - someone whos guna be great

if u ever take a digital clock and look at it
at 03;18 every time it strikes a mystery
put a line that splits it from the bottom to top
the symmetrical numbers are all that u got
cuz two, four, five, six, seven, and nine
cannot be cut evenly no matter how u draw the line
this led me to think that im some sort of balance
to this world because maybe it was lacking the violence
we need more pot smokers whoever made me once said
in 9 months from a bloody human out came my head
its bad news for whoever i write in my black book
like arlon to grass, like fishys to hooks

ok im high
and drunk,that couldve used a better ending

last episode of prison break last night... so fucken intense, january must come today!

had the greatest night with jason n eric

the game's only started.

we sat around and smoke bowls all day
took turns DJ'n music on the computer
smoking breaks came as often as someone wanting one

and there we were
played yahtzee and shit
then we find ourselves rolling a die for a good couple hours
at 1 point meg thru a lighter at my heart
something was probably spiLLed

nothing really happened, but so much did

i had an awesome time...

nothing patches up a shit mood like a weekend visit from my boy


"When you’re weary, feeling small,
When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all;
I’m on your side. when times get rough
And friends just can’t be found,
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down.
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down.

When you’re down and out,
When you’re on the street,
When evening falls so hard
I will comfort you.
I’ll take your part.
When darkness comes
And pains is all around,
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down.
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down.

Sail on silvergirl,
Sail on by.
Your time has come to shine.
All your dreams are on their way.
See how they shine.
If you need a friend
I’m sailing right behind.
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will ease your mind.
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will ease your mind."

my head is spinning in hyper drive... it wont slow down
but i cant fucken graspe any of my thoughts

the heart pounding against my chest, as if it were trying to free itself, from the prison that my body is

when the mind is more than ur body can handle,

yeh i guess u can lose ur mind

"Q W E R T Y U I O P"
"and square brackets"
"A S D F G H J K L semicolon"
"and apostrophe"
"Z X C V B M"
"no"
"B M"
"no"
"Z X C V ... B... M"
"no"

as jack johnson's crying shame played in the background, i sang along

"its such a cryiN cryiN cryiN shame
its sucha cryiN cryiN cryiNNNN shame..."

he did not catch on...



sometimes in life we just gota look at whats right in front of u,
listen and learn

took this personality test jiLL sent me, these 4 were the highest scores... 100% being absolutely true bout me

it was kinda fucked up


Adventurousness: 93
does not worry about consequences, tends to do dangerous things without adequate precautions, always seeking new challenges, unpredictable, lives for pleasure, loves physical exertion, loves to test their strength, more desire than fear, loves night life and crowds, adrenaline junkie, impulsive, enjoys fighting, open to pretty much anything, believes that fun is the most important thing in life, loves to exercise, not opposed to breaking laws, prefers the unfamiliar to the familiar, prefers autonomy, likes to perform, ambitious, uninhibited, likes camping, erotic, likes to lead, most people think they are crazy, remains calm when others panic, cannot sit still, has an all or nothing personality, self promoting, risk taker, brave, likes to be different

Hedonism: 91
willing to break the law if the monetary benefit is great enough, likes tattoos, likes strip clubs, prone to substance abuse, prone to shoplifting, thinks marijuana should be legalized, not opposed to breaking laws, promiscuous, prone to cheat in relationships, kinky, likes to dress provocatively, believes pleasure should play a central role in life, can be crude, believes religion is foolish, does not worry about consequences of actions, addictive tendencies, more a night person than a day person, erotic, more likely to have been on anti-depressants, gets attention through negative behavior, reckless with money, prone to nihilism, unpredicable, self destructive

Conflict Seeking: 84
quick-tempered, more war than peace, likes to instigate anger in others, can be hurtful, arrogant, says mean things intentionally, makes enemies, prone to verbal rants, enjoys fighting, more likely to be aggressive than form alliances, more rough than tender, competitive, can be crude, likes to antagonize people, finds it easy to manipulate others, does not treat others as they would like to be treated, reckless, impulsive, destructive, insult artist, brutally honest, all or nothing personality, gets attention through negative behavior, believes it is necessary to be ruthless to be successfull, unpredictable, thinks most people are idiots, comes on too strong, more a leader than a follower

Anti-authority: 83
esents supervision, does not like to be bound by schedules or habits, prefers to do things when they feel ready, appreciation for anarchy, has a need for complete freedom, would rather work for self than a company, questions everything, wants things done their way, prone to behavior problems in school, gets angry when they don't get what they want, subversive, tends to dislike organized religion, fears confinement, values loyalty, challenging

ironic all the things in life that give u life
are the same ones that take it away, and brings it to a stop
they say numbers are infinite, that time goes on forever,
but theres an expiry date on every battery for every clock
every moment, every hour, every tomorrow that comes
is another tick towards your deadline, when your last breath drops
its funny we make calendars but we dont know which one
wiLL eventually outlive our lives and be the one staying on top


heres another metaphor that i thought up when i was high
i love to smoke, its in my name, my blood, and my every thought
it calms me down or pumps me up, whatever i need to get by
it heals the pain i get each morning when my heart starts to pop
it brings people together, and makes creativity fly
and buys me cigarettes and booze with every pound flopped
but heres the thing u dont know, im allergic to grass
i may be smoking to my own downfall but god damn i love pot

marshall mathers, gus hansen, wentworth miller.